fashion tips (or, notes to myself)
1. wear a padded bra; otherwise, people will nudge each other and titter (pun intended) about what is visible through your t-shirt.
2. that layering thing? that is to make sure all angles of your belly are covered up, missy – for an inch-wide peek of skin visible between your jeans and t-shirt will draw scandalized stares from girls wearing skirts so short and flippy that they insouciantly flash bareasses and undies when they walk too fast, or up stairs, or through a revolving door, ET CETERA.
3. black baggy kneesocks with kitten-heel sandals are hot. rowr.
2. that layering thing? that is to make sure all angles of your belly are covered up, missy – for an inch-wide peek of skin visible between your jeans and t-shirt will draw scandalized stares from girls wearing skirts so short and flippy that they insouciantly flash bareasses and undies when they walk too fast, or up stairs, or through a revolving door, ET CETERA.
3. black baggy kneesocks with kitten-heel sandals are hot. rowr.
posted by a wandering eye at 11:35 PM
1 Comments:
oh the intricacies of the foreign fashionista. if you come home with knee socks i will kill you, the woman who will forever be known to me as "she who only owned one pair of socks for the first five years i knew her." ditto the bra.
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