today in berkeley
bumper sticker on an old audi: GEORGE BUSH IS A TOTAL SKANKJOB
at berkeley bowl (where, strategically dodging aggro berkeley moms running old ladies into the bulk bins with their jog-strollers, you can pick up 10 kinds of seaweed, wheat-free sugar-free cruelty-free organic free-range vegan fair trade granola, and stinky single hippies all in one go – wooHOO, 12 items or less!), i peered at some yellow onions over the shoulder of a middle-aged asian lady who said, 'oh, i'm in your way,' and i smiled and said, 'no, you're not' and she went 'yes i am' and i was all 'noyourenotnoyourenot' and she said 'yes, i am.' and before i could stop her politely moved her cart six inches forward and i picked up some onions and thanked her and resisted the urge to give her a big hug and she smiled at me over her glasses like she was teaching me a lesson.
loopy girl talking to her apple as she crossed the street.
at berkeley bowl (where, strategically dodging aggro berkeley moms running old ladies into the bulk bins with their jog-strollers, you can pick up 10 kinds of seaweed, wheat-free sugar-free cruelty-free organic free-range vegan fair trade granola, and stinky single hippies all in one go – wooHOO, 12 items or less!), i peered at some yellow onions over the shoulder of a middle-aged asian lady who said, 'oh, i'm in your way,' and i smiled and said, 'no, you're not' and she went 'yes i am' and i was all 'noyourenotnoyourenot' and she said 'yes, i am.' and before i could stop her politely moved her cart six inches forward and i picked up some onions and thanked her and resisted the urge to give her a big hug and she smiled at me over her glasses like she was teaching me a lesson.
loopy girl talking to her apple as she crossed the street.
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